For over three generations, the name "Zettwoch" has been synonymous with "quality." Thanks for visiting and we hope you'll stop by again. We'll be updating the site regularly with more cartoons, paintings, and drawings from the family vaults, including some as far back as the second world war. If you haven't checked out the featured exhibit of Don Zettwoch's on-the-job cartoons from the late seventies and early eighties, you're really missing out. Other special exhibits in the works include a mechanical menagerie of handmade whirligigs featuring frisky pigs and folk heroes, and vector-based drawings of NBA superstars of the 1982-83 season. Keep watching this space for further exciting developments!
Founder and President Dalton Zettwoch  

Address comments, questions, and heavy duty long reach Swingline Staples to mail clerk Dan Zettwoch at:

danz (at) usscatastrophe (dot) com

or by writing to:

Dan Zettwoch
1914 Yale Avenue #1N
St. Louis, MO 63143

The San Francisco satellite office of Zettwoch industries has moved back to the midwest where it belongs. Take note of the new address (and e-mail address) above!

Chief Operating Officer and first base coach Donald "Toots" Zettwoch (shown with future interns) proudly endorses Windsor-Newton, Big Red brand soda, White Castle Deep Sea sandwiches (no cheese). and M.U.S.C.L.E. brand action figures. All contents copyright 2002 Dalton, Donald, and Dan Zettwoch.

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dude-bot: Portrait of Dan Zettwoch by his father.
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