Please Do Not Get In My Shit

In the SUPERVISOR MEETING:
"Let's see now...that's no coats, hats, lunches, non-company reading material on company premises, rite?
"Ya better add bicycles to that."
"Okay, change that to read..."

In the AT&T EMPLOYEE LOUNGE:
"What's the latest with the company reorganization?"
"Don't know but I think we'll be working for SCB"
"Have you sent any jeopardies lately?"
"Naw, my boss said not to waste my time"
"My boss said to send 3 for each order"
"My boss said..."